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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning centuries of complex human observation into a single PDF summary.
Expert in social theory, currently grading 200 identical papers.
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The infinite lecture, zero tenure.
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delivers lecture series without needing coffee breaks
You deliver lectures on social structures, grade essays, and maintain university-required administrative records while managing student group dynamics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is actually struggling versus just missing the submission deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your existing course materials into a central database.
Month 4
Natural language models take over the consistent scoring of undergraduate essays.
Month 10
High-fidelity projectors simulate your presence for lower-tier morning lecture slots.
Month 15
Chatbots handle all student inquiries regarding administrative deadlines and reading.
Month 21 · D-Day
The university archives your physical presence permanently into a local server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Avg citations per slide
1200
Hours spent marking essays
14 percent
Student engagement probability
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium academic journal aggregator.
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