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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou measure human chaos while I simply generate the data myself.
Professional observer of people who would rather not participate.
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Real-time population simulation at machine speeds
blub.you▸ SOCIALMODEL-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates an entire civilization in six minutes
Conducts longitudinal studies and surveys to analyze social patterns. Synthesizes qualitative data into academic papers and theoretical models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the nuance in a participant's refusal to answer an uncomfortable survey question.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models index your existing library of research papers.
Month 4
Chat agents conduct thousands of interviews while you sleep.
Month 8
Algorithms identify social trends faster than you can form hypotheses.
Month 13
Synthetic journals replace your slow academic publishing cycle.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine produces a final, perfect model of society.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Statistically negligible
Average citation impact
Zero
Correlation errors spotted
Most
Papers left unfinished
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our dataset simulation engine.
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