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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTurning complex social theories into slides that nobody will read anyway.
Professional reader of Foucault and occasional classroom juggler.
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delivers lecture on irony without blinking
You lecture on structural functionalism and grade stacks of student papers using a red pen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening in a lecture hall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Neural nets parse student essays for buzzwords and structural logic.
Month 6
Digital agents answer basic student questions during office hours.
Month 16
Customized video lectures replace live speaking in the auditorium.
Year 2.3
Interactive avatars facilitate classroom discussions without a human present.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The campus goes fully automated and the lecture hall shuts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
student engagement rate
4000 units
essays graded annually
2 per hour
coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry-erase markers and chalk.
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