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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsEvaluating cotton thread count is a task for a sensor, not eyes.
Professional thread counter, amateur foot comfort enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect hosiery inspection without the fatigue.
shred.you▸ FABRICSCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans weave patterns at light speed
You inspect textiles for flaws and measure elasticity. Your eyes are now a hardware liability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively feel the difference between high-quality wool and cheap synthetic blends.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
High-resolution lenses begin mapping every stitch pattern you touch.
Month 7
The AI learns to spot a dropped stitch faster than you.
Month 14
Robotic arms begin pulling the off-spec socks from the line.
Month 19
Your schedule is trimmed as the sensors take the lead.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into a charging port for the scanner.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
450
Average socks per minute
99.9%
Material defect detection rate
Zero
Human eye fatigue delay
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mismatched socks.
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