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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Soda Vending Technician jobs? · Latest report #ag5qu99s
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour job is literally a metal box doing the work better.
Refiller of tubes, master of the sticky coin slot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquid logistics without the human headache.
shred.you▸ FIZZBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks three aisles with zero beverage spills
You fill cold metal machines with sugary cans and take out the sticky coins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which machine is about to swallow a dollar bill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors report stock levels to prevent unnecessary truck visits.
Month 7
Automated delivery pods load the machines without human hands.
Month 13
The coin mechanism is deleted to remove the main jam point.
Month 18
Vents and UV lights blast away the sticky syrup residue.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The vending machine becomes a fully self-healing supply node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Average sticky fingers per shift
89%
Percent of time shaking jammed machines
150,000
Soda cans handled per year
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired diet cola.
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