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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning human intuition into CSV files for better batting averages.
Professional spreadsheet jockey for amateur ballplayers
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only coach that never feels frustration.
ow.youAI▸ DIAMONDLOGIC PRO-8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes strike zone bias in real-time
Coordinating practice logistics and analyzing player swing data to optimize field performance. You are essentially a glorified spreadsheet with cleats.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a freshman loses all confidence on the mound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated vision sensors begin logging every swing velocity directly into the cloud.
Month 5
Natural language generation software replaces your manual PDF summaries with instant, sterile coach insights.
Month 10
Scheduling algorithms optimize field usage to eliminate your manual coordination overhead.
Month 16
Computer vision models watch all opposing game footage to identify tendencies without sleep.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the athletic department server is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100k/sec
Swing Data Processed
100%
Human Emotion Error
0 ml
Coffee Consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud spreadsheet app.
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