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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTeaching adults to hit a ball is a hobby, not a career.
Amateur tactician with a love for dusty diamond dirt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven coaching without the ego or sweating.
splat.you▸ DIAMONDLOGIC PRO-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal batting order using game theory
Organizing practice drills, managing game rosters, and shouting at umpires until the game ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is lying about their wrist injury.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
App-based lineup management replaces your messy index cards.
Month 10
Vision systems replace your subjective judgment of the strike zone.
Month 20
Robotic batting cages run practice drills without human oversight.
Year 2.5
Sensors monitor player form and send instant adjustments via tablet.
Year 4 · D-Day
The league replaces human coaches with centralized tactical AI.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Sub-optimal
Clipping clipboard velocity
Zero
Umpires yelled at
Infinite
Practice time wasted
Your severance
A slightly used ball bag and a whistle.
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