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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets were always just a cry for help from hardware.
SQL-wrangler who translates business dreams into broken tickets.
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Automated client alignment and data extraction.
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automates product spec generation from slack logs
You track client feature requests and pull data from SQL servers. You write specs that developers ignore anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why the database query timed out.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart scripts generate your client reports before the coffee machine finishes.
Month 4
Natural language interfaces stop you from touching the SQL server.
Month 8
Large models turn meeting transcripts directly into actionable engineering tickets.
Month 12
An agent mimics your tone in emails while you are sleeping.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
142
Specs ignored per quarter
8900
SQL queries written manually
45 liters
Coffee consumed while waiting
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