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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a slow game of contract compliance tag.
Professional reader of extremely dry contract fine print.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vendor vetting at machine speed.
brr.you▸ ACQUISITIONBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 vendor bids per second
You evaluate vendor software bids and navigate complex procurement requirements for defense systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which vendor is lying about their security compliance in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes all your bid documents in seconds.
Month 4
Software instantly detects if vendor security claims are fake.
Month 8
Automated logs replace your soul-crushing stakeholder meetings.
Month 13
Algorithms finalize vendor contracts without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
18 months
Average RFP cycle
Zero
Compliance loopholes found
Infinite
Vendor coffee meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to procurement regulation databases.
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