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You write code to move data between databases and build features that break during deployments at midnight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate code for you.
Month 4
Machines propose all your feature changes and refactoring commits.
Month 8
Database sensors fix their own migrations without your input.
Month 13
Release cycles run entirely on remote agent-driven hardware.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces you and deletes your developer credentials forever.
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