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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day fixing broken pipes you built yourself.
Master of CI/CD, commander of the midnight PagerDuty alert.
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patches production while you sleep
You write code to automate systems, then spend hours debugging why the automation failed to trigger.
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You can still explain why the legacy system crashed during the midnight migration.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing all your unit tests and boilerplate code.
Month 3
Algorithms resolve common PagerDuty alerts without bothering your sleep cycle.
Month 6
Orchestrators detect drifts in Terraform and fix the config instantly.
Month 10
Developers stop interacting with infra; the cloud manages its own scale.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final merge request is approved by the system itself.
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