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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsCompiling your own obsolescence, one pull request at a time.
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Architecting systems without the ego.
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refactors entire legacy codebases overnight
You write glue code and bridge APIs. Your machine will soon handle the integration patterns without needing sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts suggesting fixes during your standard code reviews.
Month 3
Bots configure their own deployment environments and testing suites.
Month 6
Models translate business tickets into functional code without human input.
Month 10
Systems monitor and fix their own runtime exceptions automatically.
Month 13 · D-Day
The repository no longer accepts commits from human accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
78 percent
Average code churn
12 hours/week
Time spent in standups
4.2 terabytes
Unread documentation
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