Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Software Asset Analyst jobs? · Latest report #9u8vn9ij
Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou track licenses for software that is already planning your funeral.
Professional spreadsheet detective for invisible digital inventory.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility, zero human error.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITBOT ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire enterprise portfolios in seconds
You reconcile complex software entitlement spreadsheets against active deployment data. You spend your days chasing down unassigned license keys and preparing audit reports for vendor compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the vendor rep about the true deployment count.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins silently pulling data from your license portals directly into the new dashboard.
Week 9
Your spreadsheets are replaced by real-time reconciliation scripts that identify discrepancies before you notice.
Month 5
The AI begins generating compliance reports automatically for vendor auditors, bypassing your manual review process.
Month 8
Machine learning algorithms scan network traffic to pinpoint unauthorized installs without requiring your manual cleanup.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system autonomously completes all license renewals and procurement cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Audit readiness
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows
Too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy cloud service.
Discussion
