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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsCounting software licenses is just math for people who hate code.
Professional license-counter and spreadsheet-addict
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reconciling your spend without the spreadsheet fatigue.
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reconciles entire license inventory during your lunch
You track license counts and reconcile usage data against spreadsheets. You hunt for unused software and compliance gaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused manager why the vendor changed their metrics again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software connects directly to vendor APIs to pull usage data.
Month 3
Rules engine flags unused seats automatically without human input.
Month 6
Real-time visual monitoring replaces manual pivot table reporting.
Month 8
The system automatically alerts users to uninstall idle software.
Month 10 · D-Day
The software audits its own activity and deletes your user account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 yearly
Spreadsheets abandoned
0.01 percent
Compliance drift
12 seconds
Audit cycle time
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a spreadsheet viewer app.
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