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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Software Asset Manager jobs? · Latest report #5gem82t8
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCataloging unused subscriptions is a task even a calculator finds boring.
Professional license hunter and spreadsheet enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
License compliance without the human sigh
squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your shadow IT accounts overnight
You track software licenses, audit usage, and battle vendors over contract renewals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a vendor about your current user headcount with confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The system connects directly to vendor portals and internal networks.
Month 6
Algorithms flag unused seats before you even open your inbox.
Month 10
Network traffic sensors expose every unauthorized app installation instantly.
Month 14
Smart agents auto-renew contracts based on usage data alone.
Month 18 · D-Day
The software license manager is officially turned off permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02 seconds
Audit response time
100 percent
Shadow IT detected
Maximum
Vendor panic level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own deprecation software
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