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Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYour academic tenure is just a slow-moving, high-budget hallucination.
Tenure-track dreamer obsessed with citation counts.
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generates perfect research papers while you sleep
You chase NeurIPS citations and manage labs while teaching algorithms to indifferent students who prefer chatbots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a flawed thesis defense with genuine moral outrage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify research gaps and write papers automatically.
Month 7
Algorithms handle all blind reviews in under ten seconds.
Month 16
Software robots manage your interns and data collection pipelines.
Year 2.5
Models generate convincing funding proposals that secure every grant.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The university terminates your department in favor of synthetic research.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 percent
Paper acceptance rate
2000 plus
Citations per night
600 cups
Coffee consumed annually
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