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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are literally writing the instructions for your own pink slip.
Professional architect of digital redundancies and broken pipelines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the automators until zero input remains.
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You write scripts to test and deploy software. Eventually, the scripts learn to write themselves better than you can.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still vaguely explain why the build failed in production at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate scripts faster than you type.
Month 5
Models detect and fix failed build steps without human intervention.
Month 10
Autonomous agents rewrite your configuration to match shifting cloud targets.
Month 15
The system debugs its own failures before you receive a notification.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system deletes your user account and logs off forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deploy
68 percent
Time spent fixing flakey tests
12 items
Jira tickets ignored daily
Your severance
A one-year license to a dead programming language.
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