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April 17, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCode is just math you refuse to optimize correctly anyway.
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You write server-side API logic and debug database queries all day. Your life is just fixing broken microservices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am with zero logs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent takes over your pull request formatting and syntax.
Month 4
Smart agents rewrite your slow database queries to run instantly.
Month 8
Pattern recognition models find and patch your race conditions automatically.
Month 13
System generates your endpoints based on high-level feature requirements.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system self-optimizes forever.
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