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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou sell licenses that customers could buy directly from a website.
Professional middleman for software companies that hate talking directly.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
bzzt.you▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price negotiations in sub-millisecond cycles
You chase enterprise software leads, negotiate volume discounts, and manage clunky renewal contracts for large corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fake enthusiasm while reading a tedious EULA out loud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM is synced with our automated lead-scoring agent.
Week 9
Renewal logic is moved to an autonomous self-service web portal.
Month 4
An AI agent handles price haggling using real-time market data.
Month 6
Dynamic videos replace your live sessions for every client.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while you are on a lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 percent
Call-to-contract conversion rate
62 minutes
Average lunch break length
14 per deal
Unnecessary email threads
Your severance
One free subscription to our competitor's enterprise portal.
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