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April 14, 2028
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automates pull requests for every error log
You spend days tracing spaghetti code and writing unit tests for payment failures. We just patch it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent reads every line of your repo to find patterns.
Month 4
Sensors map your failure points and write better tests than yours.
Month 8
The AI starts submitting its own pull requests for minor bugs.
Month 13
Machine logic rewrites the legacy modules you are too scared to touch.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the codebase now updates itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
18 hours
Time spent in meetings
4 per week
Bugs actually fixed
3 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's subscription service
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