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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour quota is a suggestion, but my algorithm is a death sentence.
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Closing deals while you sleep in.
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You chase leads and demo software products to potential clients. You close deals to hit quarterly revenue targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you in a boardroom.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts suggesting the perfect time to call your leads.
Month 5
AI builds the custom slide deck before you even ask.
Month 10
Algorithms handle all the complex discounting and quote approvals.
Month 15
Your digital clone handles the email back-and-forth autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system closes the deal without a single human interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.8 percent
Cold call failure rate
too much
CRM entry time
terminal
Quarterly stress level
Your severance
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