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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom CRM is just a database that charges too much.
Owner of Sharp Stack, builder of expensive digital friction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague requests into functional software instantly.
splat.you▸ CODEFORGE V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates production code from business jargon
You translate messy human requirements into code and sell the resulting software systems to other bored companies.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of explaining why the legacy code exists to angry clients.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your scope documents to build baseline prototypes.
Month 5
Neural networks write the CRUD operations faster than your developers.
Month 10
Smart bots map your legacy data schemas to new structures automatically.
Month 15
AI predicts user frustration before the client even complains.
Month 18 · D-Day
The software builds, deploys, and updates itself without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
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Average feature request backlog
12 hours/week
Time wasted in scoping meetings
Industrial
Coffee consumption during crunch
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to your own replaced software.
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