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Will AI replace Software CEO jobs? · Latest report #9dmjwqwj
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou represent a costly layer of friction between code and profit.
Serial vision-caster with a dangerous addiction to spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total autonomy for high-level asset flow
oof.youAI▸ EXECULOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly earnings reports in seconds
You manage software delivery schedules and corporate payment operations while juggling investor expectations and team morale.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to investors about the status of the product roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors track every word you speak during board meetings.
Month 4
Automated models start suggesting your strategic decisions before you announce them.
Month 9
Algorithmic bots take over payment partner contract renewals.
Month 14
Staff stop noticing you are absent because the AI handles all directives.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access codes expire and your office becomes a server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Human-speed
Decision latency
60 percent
Meeting overhead
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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