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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified spellcheck for people who can't type.
Gatekeeper of the git, protector of the merge
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Merge code without the human bottleneck.
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merges broken code before humans blink
You review pull requests for syntax errors and logic flaws. You gatekeep the repository from inevitable human incompetence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer existential dread behind a developer's three a.m. hotfix.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated linters replace your nitpicking on indentation and naming conventions immediately.
Week 6
Large language models ingest the PR to identify bugs you would eventually find anyway.
Month 3
RepoGate maps cross-repository dependencies to prevent the human-made breaks you keep missing.
Month 4
Approved code bypasses human review entirely if confidence metrics exceed ninety-five percent.
Month 6 · D-Day
The repository permissions are revoked and your access tokens are deleted by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.04 seconds
Average PR response time
99 percent
Human-caused merge conflicts
0
Lines of code read
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dead programming language
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