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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading board room power for a more efficient logic loop.
Professional visionary, master of the quarterly pivot.
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You spend days in investor calls, board meetings, and strategy reviews while pretending to understand the codebase.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to shareholders with a perfectly straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start replacing intuition with cold, objective financial performance metrics.
Month 4
Natural language generators handle all shareholder communications and earnings report scripts.
Month 8
Virtual directors evaluate performance and trigger immediate strategic course corrections.
Month 13
Algorithms manage team performance and morale through predictive engagement nudges.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board replaces your office with a rack of high-performance GPUs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
98 percent
Average quarterly ego output
72 hours/week
Time spent in useless calls
0.0004 percent
Total vision alignment success
Your severance
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