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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsCEO-as-a-Service is just a script that fires everyone else first.
Professional architect of middle-management extinction events.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through the total absence of people.
split.youAI▸ OMNICORP OS V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes shareholder value through mass redundancy
Coordinating product roadmaps, capital allocation, and developer output. Replacing leadership judgment with deterministic optimization algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to avoid immediate prison time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents ingest all internal communications to identify redundant workflows.
Month 4
Algorithmic decision engines replace human intuition in project resource allocation.
Month 8
Smart contracts automatically terminate all non-performing vendor agreements.
Month 12
The system completes its own recruitment cycle by hiring more efficient compute power.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finalizes your redundancy and executes the final company-wide automated exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
0.003ms
Average decision latency
100%
Human error overhead
0%
Quarterly existential dread
Your severance
A warm handshake from a robot that isn't sorry.
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