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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour school engagement app is just a glorified newsletter machine anyway.
Professional dream seller of digital school attendance trackers
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Automated engagement without the need for leadership.
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You pitch software to overworked school admins and chase recurring revenue while pretending your product improves student outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to an investor about the growth trajectory with total conviction.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI bots start sending hyper-personalized emails to school principals daily.
Month 4
Virtual agents conduct the sales pitch using real-time district statistics.
Month 8
Smart contracts handle all license renewals without human intervention.
Month 13
Autonomous code agents fix crashes before users even report them.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the software now manages itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Emails sent daily
32 slides
Average sales pitch length
100%
Churn rate anxiety
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failing software.
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