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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou translate legal jargon into Jira tickets that nobody reads anyway.
Professional translator of bureaucracy into buggy code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning regulations into automated roadblocks.
split.you▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces security policies in real-time
You align codebases with regulatory frameworks while mediating between bored lawyers and overworked feature developers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a developer in the eye and explain why the audit failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software reads the requirements and flags non-compliant commits automatically.
Month 4
An agent creates and assigns tasks to engineers based on policy gaps.
Month 9
Code commits are rejected instantly if they fail to meet compliance criteria.
Month 13
The system generates auditor-ready evidence files without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The need for a human to interpret compliance for developers hits zero.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 per week
Jira tickets closed
99 percent
Audit cycles passed
0.5 liters
Coffee consumed hourly
Your severance
One free subscription to a legacy documentation platform.
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