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May 23, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTranslating vague client panic into billable developer hours is finally automated.
Professional translator of executive confusion into developer Jira tickets.
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help!you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates resources before the deadline slides
You manage client expectations, track project budgets, and shuffle developer capacity across multiple shifting software implementation projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about the project's actual state.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate project proposals directly from client email threads.
Month 6
Algorithms assign developer tasks based on real-time code velocity metrics.
Month 13
Smart contracts automatically halt projects when billable hours exceed forecasts.
Month 21
Dashboards provide transparent, instant project health updates to stakeholders.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The consultancy runs perfectly without any management layer at all.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 per month
Average project pivot count
98 percent
Client meeting jargon density
3 large cups
Coffee consumed before 10am
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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