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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour templated apology emails are just waiting for a better algorithm.
Expert in turning customer rage into Jira tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation for fast food frustration.
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filters tickets through a fake smile
You spend all day resetting passwords and explaining why the kitchen printer won't talk to the cloud.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually about to churn versus just venting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent sorts your tickets by emotional intensity.
Week 9
Smart templates resolve the basic printer reset requests.
Month 4
The software detects menu sync errors before users report them.
Month 6
An AI bot handles all customer-facing chat interactions.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked after the final automated handover.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
42 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
6 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
34 sighs
Deep sighs per day
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the software you now despise.
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