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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour social competence is just a slow, expensive API call.
Professional translator of nonsense into JSON configuration files.
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gaslights clients with perfect, pleasant syntax
You tweak configuration files and explain them to clients who never read the manual.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying about their technical requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Common configuration patterns are now auto-generated by the platform.
Month 4
An AI agent starts handling basic configuration tickets directly.
Month 8
Machine vision maps all proprietary scripts to structured libraries.
Month 12
The client platform self-configures based on their own usage patterns.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final human configuration manual is deleted from existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200 annually
Client misunderstandings handled
18 minutes
Coffee-break duration
3.2 micro-human
Patience units per ticket
Your severance
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