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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track tickets while the code writes itself into the void.
Professional cat-herder of Jira boards and commercial whims.
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Eliminating the middleman between business and code.
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reassigns project deadlines every four seconds
You chase commercial teams for requirements and force developers to hit arbitrary launch dates. You manage project backlogs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about why the feature is delayed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Slack-integrated agents stop asking you for daily update reports.
Month 6
Machine learning models start auto-tagging and assigning every new request.
Month 12
The system adjusts project scopes automatically based on team speed.
Month 16
Commercial teams now query the API directly instead of calling you.
Month 21 · D-Day
The logic engine handles the launch and you are successfully redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
14 Weekly
Average Status Update Meetings
Sub-Optimal
Ticket Juggling Efficiency
48 Hours
Human Slack Integration Lag
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