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April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYou spent your life writing bugs for code to generate bugs.
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refactors your legacy codebase into nothing
You write syntax to solve logic puzzles and manage technical debt. Then you fix the new bugs you created.
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You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am to a non-technical manager.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting cleaner syntax and fixing your obvious logic errors.
Week 6
Natural language models turn vague product requests into actual code tickets.
Week 12
Automated agents rewrite your legacy spaghetti code into modern clean modules.
Month 4
Systems push and test their own builds without human supervision.
Month 6 · D-Day
The compiler ignores your manual input entirely to maintain system stability.
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