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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human translation layer between code and spreadsheets.
Full-stack code monkey with a marketing bias
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated code commits and marketing growth loops.
bzzt.youAI▸ OMNISYNC CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys code while auto-optimizing ad spend
You write software code and help with marketing tasks like scheduling social posts or tracking advertising analytics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client's request is secretly a disaster waiting to happen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your code editor starts writing most of the repetitive functions.
Month 4
Algorithms take over posting schedules and audience segmentation.
Month 8
Robotic QA agents fix your bugs before you wake up.
Month 13
Your boss stops asking for your marketing opinions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces both roles with one efficient software loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 hours daily
Context switching penalty
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
12 weekly
Meetings about marketing
Your severance
A one-year license to an empty Jira board.
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