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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou are a human bottleneck connecting code to people who hate you.
Full-stack developer with too many hats and little sleep.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Merging your personality with a faster processor.
oof.youAI▸ OMNISALES DEV-AGENT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights clients with personalized apology emails
You write software, field client calls, and handle marketing while pretending your dev-ops setup isn't held together by duct-tape.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why a bug isn't your fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start rewriting your sales and client email responses.
Month 5
Self-healing scripts take over your daily dev-ops and deployments.
Month 11
Generative agents generate and publish your social media content daily.
Month 16
Video-synchronized bots handle your initial discovery calls without human intervention.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system consolidates all roles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
infinite
Context switching latency
dangerous
Coffee-to-feature ratio
12 percent
Actual coding time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct documentation site.
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