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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsCode review is just a slow, expensive way to find typos.
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split.you▸ SYNCGEN-CPP V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
refactors legacy pointers into safe abstractions
You write complex C++ memory management routines and organize endless daily standups for a team of coders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is lying about their sprint progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts task completion time better than your standup reports.
Month 6
Generative models produce boilerplate C++ faster than you can type.
Month 12
Smart agents identify and fix memory leaks without your intervention.
Month 16
Algorithm-driven feedback loops remove the need for your facilitation.
Year 2 · D-Day
The repository is committed and human intervention is fully terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero seconds
Daily Standup Duration
Zero percent
Segmentation Faults
Infinite
Jira Ticket Velocity
Your severance
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