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April 14, 2028
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You spend your days debugging legacy backend modules and writing boilerplate integration tests for logistics software. You document APIs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can navigate the absolute chaos of a twenty-year-old undocumented enterprise database structure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your IDE starts predicting exactly what you were going to write.
Month 5
AI-driven test suites identify all your logic errors before you finish.
Month 10
Large models index your entire codebase and answer every internal question.
Month 15
The machine rewrites your messiest modules during its own maintenance cycle.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is fully automated and you are redirected to HR.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 per week
Average bugs introduced
120 per hour
StackOverflow refresh rate
0.7 litres
Coffee consumed per commit
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