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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour Jira tickets are already being completed by an unauthorized script.
Coffee-fueled bug fixer in a finance feedback loop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping code while you learn the codebase.
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deletes your entire branch with no warning
You write unit tests and fix minor UI bugs. You spend your day waiting for CI/CD pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a typo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI flags your syntax errors before you even push them.
Week 6
Smart agents start writing your PR descriptions for you.
Month 3
A script identifies and patches your minor UI issues automatically.
Month 4
The AI writes the features you were supposed to build.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access token is revoked and the repo remains untouched.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.8%
Code reviews ignored
6 hours
Time spent in meetings
4.2
Bugs introduced per week
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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