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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a recursive loop waiting for a stack overflow error.
Human interface for scripts that could run unattended.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping code while you sleep soundly.
split.youAI▸ DEVFLOW OMNI-AGENT 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your repository after every deployment
You generate boilerplate code and squash bugs for ungrateful stakeholders. You are essentially a human shell for a LLM prompt chain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the product manager about why a feature is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An autonomous agent parses your entire git history to learn your specific brand of technical debt.
Week 9
The system submits pull requests that are 40% more efficient than yours without human intervention.
Month 3
A voice synthesis module joins your morning call to deliver status updates using your exact vocal cadence.
Month 5
The system automatically approves all internal pull requests based on pre-defined security and efficiency metrics.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and your machine is wiped for the new local host controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 cups
Coffee per commit
Zero
Jira ticket velocity
Chronic
Code review fatigue
Your severance
A one-year subscription to ChatGPT Plus, non-transferable.
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