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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSolving O(n) problems while the system architecture rots in plain sight.
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Writes code to scale services, reviews pull requests, and manages production deployments in cloud environments.
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You are the only one who knows why the production cluster breaks on Thursdays.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin suggesting code completions for your routine service tasks.
Month 4
Automated tools take over code reviews by checking for common logic errors.
Month 8
Algorithms design service modules faster than your planning meetings can finish.
Month 13
Autonomous clusters fix their own latency and dependency issues without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the code base becomes fully self-maintaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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4000/sec
Pull Requests Merged
0.02 seconds
Code Review Time
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