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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI agents begin catching your syntax errors before you even notice.
Month 4
Smart software routes all Jira tickets directly to the code compilers.
Month 9
A persistent agent handles all your daily check-in calls flawlessly.
Month 14
An LLM generates your entire system design from a text prompt.
Month 19 · D-Day
You pack your laptop while the server reboots the entire team.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
82 percent
Time spent in useless standups
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Average code PR comment length
402
Jira tickets currently in limbo
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