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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging humans is just manual debugging with more coffee and ego.
Herder of cats, debugger of broken ecommerce middleware.
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Automated code review, minus the awkward standups.
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replaces your entire sprint planning meeting
You track ticket progress and force people to fix buggy API integrations for online shopping stores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why the third-party payment gateway is actually broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting fixes for your team's most common errors.
Month 3
Systems learn to map database fields without human intervention.
Month 7
Status reports are generated by tracking keyboard activity instead.
Month 13
The software rewrites itself when an API version changes.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the agent takes over everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
2 seconds
Average PR review time
99 percent
Unnecessary meeting reduction
Zero
Integration drift detected
Your severance
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