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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Software Division Manager jobs? · Latest report #vcphnnzj
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human translation layer for internal Jira tickets.
Professional delegator of tasks you barely understand yourself.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management by pure data, zero ego
oof.youAI▸ SYNCBOSS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises resource allocation with total indifference
Delegates engineering tasks to teams and attends back-to-back status meetings to interpret developer velocity for senior leadership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment the team stops caring during a standup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Slack bots scrape repository activity to generate your progress reports.
Month 4
Algorithms assign tasks directly to developers based on system priority.
Month 8
Performance metrics are calculated by tracking individual keyboard inputs automatically.
Month 13
AI participants replace you in meetings to record and summarise outcomes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system determines your role adds no value to the stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
48 minutes
Average sync meeting duration
12 per hour
Jira ticket status check rate
0 percent
Time spent actually coding
Your severance
A one-year license to an empty virtual meeting room.
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