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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 9, 2027
In 11 monthsYou are just a glorified translator between business logic and bugs.
Full-stack developer of technical debt and broken promises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning requirements into shipping code automatically.
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refactors your entire stack during lunch
You write code, attend endless grooming meetings, and fix production issues during your scheduled on-call rotation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy codebase works despite being logically impossible.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents begin suggesting your entire function logic.
Week 10
Scripts flag every syntax error and linting violation instantly.
Month 5
Systems automatically rollback builds when tests inevitably fail.
Month 8
Direct conversion from product specs to executable binaries begins.
Month 11 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability to your own codebase.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
3.2
Average bugs introduced per pull request
450 per year
Hours wasted in daily standups
12
Dependency conflicts created weekly
Your severance
A one-year supply of ergonomic wrist rests.
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