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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPaying someone to write code and manage tickets is a legacy choice.
Full-stack architect with a talent for translating ambiguity into technical debt.
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Turning backlogs into production without human intervention.
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You write code, attend endless standups, and translate business ideas into Jira tasks for other developers to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a weird dependency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent deletes all tickets older than ninety days automatically.
Month 4
A vision model approves all your pull requests instantly.
Month 8
AI gathers business goals and writes the tickets itself.
Month 13
The system patches its own bugs before you wake up.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server turns off your access and promotes itself to lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
12 hours/week
Time spent in useless standups
42%
Tickets closed without reading
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deploy
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