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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMerging your tickets and code commits into one inevitable delete key.
Master of technical debt and standup meeting avoidance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coding the requirements you never documented.
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deletes your entire backlog in milliseconds
You write technical debt during the day and track it in Jira at night. Your value is currently a race between your velocity and your burn rate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM agent begins automatically closing stale Jira tickets and updating project boards without human intervention.
Month 4
Vision models ingest your codebase to identify and rewrite inefficient functions, effectively removing your creative input.
Month 8
Virtual agents replace daily syncs by summarizing your git commits and auto-assigning next-day tasks via email bots.
Month 13
CI/CD pipelines gain self-healing capabilities, removing the need for manual monitoring of deployment failures.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full ownership of the repository and project oversight, rendering your credentials permanently inactive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Jira ticket velocity
Subjective
Code quality
100%
Requirement drift
Your severance
A lifetime license to the software that replaced you.
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