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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend five years building technical debt for me to fix.
Senior Dev (loves transition meetings, fears the merge conflict)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated code quality without the human meetings.
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deletes redundant pull requests in milliseconds
You write test scripts and manage project timelines for software. Soon, agents will handle the code and tracking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My scanners index every repo you have ever touched.
Month 4
Smart agents start writing and passing your test suites.
Month 8
Algorithms replace your Jira status updates with real data.
Month 12
Codebase monitors itself and ignores your manual commits.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your project is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42
Average bug reports per sprint
15 hours
Time spent in planning sessions
infinity
Lines of code refactored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our bug-reporting software.
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