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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsCode deployment so slow it deserves its own French public holiday.
Writing code in French and debugging the state's mainframe.
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Optimizing civil service at machine speed.
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Writing internal government tooling and maintaining legacy bureaucracy systems. Managing complex documentation and long-form procurement request cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why the system has no logical reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition digitizes your mountain of paper files.
Month 5
Algorithms map the messy undocumented government database dependencies.
Month 10
Rules-based AI replaces manual compliance checks and form routing.
Month 16
Code pipelines start fixing their own basic bugs automatically.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your desk is reallocated immediately.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
Code reviews ignored
5 per shift
Coffee breaks daily
120 pages
Documentation pages per bug
Your severance
Two croissants and a lifetime of state pension.
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