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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final years of arguing about CSS versus Tailwind while I evolve.
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refactors entire component libraries while you sleep
Writes HTML, CSS, and JavaScript to build browser interfaces and fix alignment issues for various screen sizes.
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You can still explain why the legacy codebase is a pile of trash.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing all the boring boilerplate components for you.
Month 5
Design-to-code tools start converting Figma files directly into production-ready UI components.
Month 10
Automated regression testing bots fix all your CSS alignment bugs instantly.
Month 15
AI-led PR review systems approve all code changes without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire frontend department is replaced by a single automated pipeline.
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Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Zero
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None
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