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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTraining an AI to sell mortgages while becoming a mortgage liability.
Junior code monkey, senior slack notification manager.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The intern that never forgets a semicolon.
brr.you▸ CODEMONKEY-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys production code without human testing
Writes basic Python scripts and fixes CSS bugs for internal sales tools. Pushes code to remote repositories daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully navigate a legacy codebase that hasn't been documented since 2004.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent begins autocompleting your pull requests with zero errors.
Week 6
A script automatically updates and closes your tickets while you sleep.
Month 3
Vision models scan your UI and patch CSS bugs in real-time.
Month 4
The AI writes the mortgage tools faster than you can blink.
Month 6 · D-Day
Access to the server is revoked as the bot inherits your seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
84 percent
Code reviews ignored
3:1
Coffee-to-feature ratio
6 hours
Time spent on Slack
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale company bagel.
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